Springtime for Hitler

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We attended World War II V-E Day festivities in Hughenden. Part of those festivities included a puppet show featuring Mr. Punch, a traditional English puppet show character who first entered the stage sometime in the late 1600s.

This particular story went something like this. After beating his wife Judy to death over a domestic dispute concerning some sausages Mr. Punch is forced into the military by a mustachioed, beret wearing Scottish special forces officer. Punch ends up just outside Berlin where he is narrowly escapes death at the jaws of Adolph Hitler's pet crocodile. After slaying the beast he decides to take a nap and wakes up to find the crocodile's enraged Austrian owner. A slap fight ensues. Punch enlists aid from the kids in the audience to wrap the sausages around the Fuhrer's neck and with a shove ends World War II. Punch returns home to find his wife very much alive and still very displeased.

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