Christmas
A Justin Bieber calendar: The gift that keeps giving for a full year. Taking a ride on the new transformer ice chest. I don't think that's how it works fellas. White Elephant time! Prepare to have your expectations lowered. A Magnum condiment dispenser I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots [of ketchup] or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a Magnum Condiment Dispenser, the most powerful condiment dispenser in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk? Everyone's a winner with White Elephant. That's why we have the rule that you have to take your gift home with you.