We've been on a bit of a hiatus from the blog lately so I though I'd just give a recap of last week as it was fairly typical as weeks go. On Sunday, I received a phone call from my good friend Bruce. He told me was going to be in town on Monday so we arranged to meet for drinks that evening. Me and Bruce Jean wasn't able to meet up with me Bruce because she had mistakenly fallen through a rip in the space/time continuum at work and ending up hanging out with Michael Jackson and Grease era Olivia Newton-John instead. Smooth criminal Jean On Wednesday, I appeared on Oprah to talk about what it's like to be married to a space/time traveler and to promote my Choose-Your-Own-Adventure trashy romance novel, Passion in the Caucasus. That evening, my shower was rudely interrupted by a film crew shooting in our apartment. Meanwhile, Jean ran into Albert Einstein and together they were able to find a way to get her back to the 21st century. On Friday, ...